I shall tell you of Mrs. Kalamazoo
She was a teacher of Jimmy Jet
And when she heard his tale, she said Woo!
(She heard his story from a vet)
She thought, “Well golly-goo!”
If he can become a TV,
than I can be a calculator.
I can do it too!
She went on the calculator
and stayed on it all night
Till she grew a screen on her forehead
and said, “Oh calculator!”
“What did you do?”
A ON button here
and a + button there.
So now, in the Museum of Math
There lies a big black calculator
And next to the picture of Mrs. Kalamazoo
it says, “Don’t take this path!”