One October, in 1842 a ghost was troubling the town of New Jersey. People were having heart attacks everywhere because of the ghost. Nobody could stop it until detective Kanye came to town. Every body liked Kanye because he could rap and solve mysteries. So when Kanye heard about the ghost he set off to find it. He started walking into the woods and he heard a noise. It sounded like a bear, but when he got closer it was a wolf. The wolf lunged at him, but he kicked it in the eye and blinded it. He started walking again. When it seemed like he was in the heart of the woods he heard the ghost. It whooshed toward him and said, “I could kill you if I wanted, but I find you mildly amusing.” Kanye said, “If I scare you out of your wits you have to leave this town forever.” The ghost said, “Deal.” Kanye whispered something in the ghosts ear and said one single word “Poop.” The ghosts reaction was not surprising. The ghost ran out of there faster then he could speak. Kanye started walking towards town again. When he was at the end of the woods, he saw a fat, hairy pig. He was eating steak. Kanye told the pig to scram. The pig squealed and ran. Kanye walked out of the woods and into the town. He told everybody that the ghost was gone. So they paid him 100 bucks. Guess what he did with all that money? He gave it all to charity because he has a good heart. All in a days work for Kanye, right?